Dirty Linen

Search for "dirty linen" in the thesaurus on dictionary.com and some of the words which will come up are "character assassination," "cheap shot," "low-down," "defamation" and "gossip." Is that what this blog is about?

Yes!

Search for "neighbours" on the same site and what comes up? Well nothing... as it is an American site... but alter the spelling and which words does it conjure up? "Next-door," "friend," "companion," "helping-hand." Is that what this blog is about?

No!

For those of you who don't know (and if that applies to anybody reading this then please GET A LIFE OR AT LEAST A TELEVISION!!!) Neighbours is a popular (yes... popular...) Australian soap which can be seen in the UK on BBC 1 at five thirty. There is also an earlier showing at lunch for anyone who's interested. And should you be interested? Of course you should! Neighbours, although it scrapes the bottom of the acting barrel... and the writing barrel... and the set design barrel... and the costume barrel... and the hair and make-up barrel... is really a brilliant program. This is mostly because it is fun to laugh at its ridiculousness and at all the annoying people in it.

So this blog will keep you up to date with "interesting" goings-on in Neighbours, recap on the most hilarious events of the week for anyone who missed it, and also generally laugh at all the cast and plot-lines.... in fact maybe that should be "plot-lines."

Till next time little ones!

Warning: Watching of Neighbours may lead to addiction